New Exam Rules

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams,
some suggestions:- Last one is the best.....!!!!!




1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question ……………….FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!
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7. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Funny Advertisements

Here comes the latest edition of funny ads...

The first one.. an eye-opener .. Drink or Drive



The brain which created this advertise of dental insurance must be sooooo creative.
He made a superb use of bowling alley to make this ad.



And this ad is of a karate class. A practical approach to learning.




The next Kodak camera ad brings a thought to mind ,
"What if the zoom was not invented ?"




And next one is of a skin salon



The last one and the best one... Sony Bravia

Ten funny truths of life

Here is a list of ten funny truths of life


1> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.







2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.







3> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.







4> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.







Especially for Students----
5> If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.







6> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.







7> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.







8> After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.







9> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.







10> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker